Alice in Wonderland Page (Have Fun)

"If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary wise, what is, it wouldn't be. And what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?"               - Alice

"I can't explain myself, I'm afraid, Sir, because I'm not myself you see."                                              - Alice

"If everybody minded their own business, the world would go around a great deal faster than it does."     - The Duchess

"We're all mad here...I'm mad, you're mad..."                          - Cheschire Cat

"Why is a raven like a writing desk?"              - The Mad Hatter

"I wonder if I've been changed in the night? Let me think. Was I the same when I got up this morning? I almost think I can remember feeling a little different. But if I'm not the same, the next question is 'Who in the world am I?' Ah, that's the great puzzle!"                                                                 - Alice

"It would be so nice if something made sense for a change."                    - Alice

"Stop. That is not spoken correctically. It goes: How doth the little crocodile improve his shining tail. And pour the waters of the Nile, on every golden scale. How cheerfully he seems to grin, how neatly spreads his claws. And welcomes little fishes in, with gently smiling jaws."                 - The Caterpillar

"Tut, tut, child! Everything's got a moral, if only you can find it."                            - The Duchess

"I quite agree with you. And the moral of that is: Be what you would seem to be, or if you'd like it put more simply: Never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise."               - The Duchess

"Better read it first, for if one drinks much from a bottle marked "Poison", it's almost certain to disagree with one sooner or later."                                  - Alice

"Read the directions and directly you will be directed in the right direction."                         - The Doorknob

"Good advice. If I listened earlier, I wouldn't be here. But that's just the trouble with me. I give myself very good advice, but I very seldom follow it. "                                         - Alice